ROAD TRIP K.R. Schneider There are a multitude of things that can be done in ten hours. You could listen to American Pie 70.2 times, get anywhere from 12 to 20 colonoscopies, watch 27 episodes of Will and Grace, make approximately 15 birthday cakes, die from oxygen deprivation to the brain like 86 times. And let me tell you: any of those things would be better than spending six hundred minutes packed into a vehicle with three of my four jerk siblings. I've never been entirely sure why, after my mother gave birth to the travesty that became my older sister Denise, they didn't just give up on humanity all together, but they decided to have another four goes at it. So I guess they either didn't think Denise was the incarnation of evil or they're just really bad with birth control...both options kind of make me want to puke. INTRO: Life in a family full of siblings you detest is tough enough, but ten hours in a car with the T-Swift loving, mood-swing having Denise, ca...